Meet “the Perfect Vibrator”: Tracy’s Dog Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator Review

“Meet the perfect vibrator…”

As soon as I read that on the Tracy’s Dog online store, I wondered if the hype was true. I’d read about this particular toy in countless articles. Really, there are so many of them...this one, this one...and this one, which actually goes as far as to say “it should be illegal how damn good this thing works.”

Every review I could find on this vibe had essentially the same takeaway: this is the perfect vibrator. Just as the site had promised. 

I mean, this toy is on the Amazon Best Seller list and has been acknowledged as one of the best vibrators for women by Oprah Magazine. I mean...how could any toy possibly live up to the amount of hype this is getting? Adult toy preferences are extremely unique across the board - so how could all of these people claim this was the perfect vibe for them? 

Well, because it is - that’s how.

I plan to get into the specifics throughout the review, but here’s a quick snapshot of the Tracy’s Dog 2 in 1 vibrator everyone has been raving about...

Tracy’s Dog Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator

Quality: Affordable luxury, made of smooth, body-safe silicone - non-porous

Price: $46.99
Warranty Options:
12-month warranty from date of purchase
G-Spot Vibration Modes: 3 speeds with multiple pulsating patterns
Clitoral Suction: Various levels of suction (slowly building up)
Noise Level: Medium
Solo Use: 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 
Partner Use: 🔥 🔥 🔥 
Best Solo Position: Missionary (on your back)
Best Couple’s Position: Oral sex/masturbation combo
Battery Life: 2 hours to full charge, can run for 60 minutes on one charge
Ease of Use: 4/5
Best: Relatively hands-free once it’s in place
Worst: May take some adjusting to get into place, suction is noisy when not in place

Quality, warranty, battery life and price

These are the biggies when determining what sex toys to invest in because some of them really are investments. Not only financially, with some toys being as high as a few hundred dollars, but you’re also investing in a healthier, happier sex life. You’re investing in your sexual wellness, so you want to make sure you do a bit of research before the big splurge. 

With these reviews (yes, there are many, many more coming your way soon), I plan to break down some of the most important things to consider when buying sex toys in hopes of making the choice a little easier for you. 

Let’s talk about price.
This toy amazes me for the quality and price. I’ve spent far more on a toy that isn’t as great. Don’t get me wrong, high-quality brands like Lelo have some incredible toys (trust me, I own them)...but Tracy’s Dog has seemingly taken the world by storm in the last few years and have already managed to release a line of toys that are rivaling companies that were more well-known and had been around longer. 

This 2 in 1 toy, in particular, has caught so much attention and for very good reason: it’s well-made, affordable, and non-threatening to look at.

It can be a toy for first-timers (who begin to feel more comfortable with the use of the toy since everyone is talking about it) or it can be a toy for a more experienced person to use when they need a “sure thing”...because trust me, this is a sure thing. 

A year-long warranty. 
The warranty on this toy is fairly typical - 12 months. Most reputable sex toy brands like Lelo or WeVibe have similar warranty plans for most of their toys, so this is nothing super new.

Speedy delivery via Amazon and sleek, discrete packaging. 
I ordered this toy on a Friday (from Amazon US) and by the following Thursday, it had arrived. Considering I ordered this during a global pandemic and it arrived in less than a week to a different country (I’m based in Europe and the toy was sold out where I live), I am very impressed with this. 

And my satisfaction with the delivery didn’t stop there. The packaging of this product was so sleek and discrete. A simple black box with silver lettering on it. Nothing fancy, nothing over-the-top. It was the kind of simple that made it feel luxurious, kind of like a Tiffany’s jewelry box. Upon opening, I noticed the toy was very well packaged, fitted firmly in the soft fabric which held it snug in its place.

Fully charged within 45 minutes the first time.
Although the instruction manual explains the toy needs up to 2 hours to charge, the toy did come with some charge on it (as they always do). Of course, you should charge any toy to full power before using it, so I eagerly plugged it in and waited. To my surprise, the toy was charged to full capacity in under an hour.

From nearly dead to ready-for-action in less than two hours. 
Throughout the first weeks of using this toy, I used it a lot. More on that later, because I seriously fell in love with it - but of course with each use, the battery drained until I could notice it just wasn’t giving all it had anymore. It was time for a recharge. 

While I wasn’t waiting patiently next to it with a stop-watch, I’d say it took a little less than an hour for those blinking dim lights to turn solid, indicating the toy was ready to use again. 

Noise level and ease of use

The noise level of vibrators have been something companies have been striving to improve since vibrating sex toys became a thing. No one wants a super noisy vibrator, right? Sometimes you want to be discreet and you don’t want to feel like you’re turning on a blender when you switch on your toy.

Along with the noise level, how easy the toy is to use and clean is something else to be considered when toy shopping, How accessible is this to me? How often will I really use this? If it’s more difficult and complicated, you are less likely to reach for it in the heat of the moment, even if it’s a great product.

Initial thoughts on the noise level…
When you turn on the g-spot vibe function, I would say it compares to other toys of similar shape and size. It’s not exactly “whisper quiet”, but you could use it without being noticed while your partner watched television (and yes, I’ve done that - it was a great teasing session that led to even better sex). 

However, the clitoral suction can be loud when it’s not suctioned onto anything. So getting this toy into the correct position (which can only really be done if it’s on because then you’ll feel when it’s in the right spot) may not be as discreet as you had hoped.

Simply reposition it if you find the toy to be loud. 
If you find this toy to be loud, it might not be positioned correctly. When it comes to suction toys, if the suction isn’t perfect, you’re going to hear it. I found this with the Satisfyer Pro penguin toy (which I’ll review soon!) as well. While it might sound difficult to get the correct position, trust me, you will know when the clitoral suction is suctioned onto your clit...it’s a feeling you can’t miss. 

Once I repositioned the toy, I realized it was actually pretty quiet. Again, I wouldn’t go as far as “whisper quiet” as some other toys can be - but I would say maybe a 4 on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being really noisy. 

Ease of use - it’s almost perfect.
One of my favorite things about this toy, which I’ll get into more throughout this article, is that it can be relatively hands-free, which just isn’t common with a women’s toy that offers clitoral stimulation. I find with many of my toys, especially the ones that are clitoral stimulators, I have to hold it in position. 

With this particular toy, once the suction is in the correct spot, it really doesn’t move around too much. That being said, depending on your body shape, it can be a tiny bit tricky to get it into the right spot, which is really one of the only complaints I’ve seen in other reviews. 

There is nothing quite as frustrating as not being able to find “the spot” (you know the one) when you’re on the verge of climax, and that can definitely happen with this toy. But really, that’s one of the only complaints I have. I love that it’s a relatively hands-free toy once it’s in the correct position because my hands could explore my own body or my partner’s body all the while being pleasured by the toy still inside me. 

The combination of the g-spot penetration and the suction of the clitoral stimulator allows you to keep the toy relatively in place even when standing upright. This, of course, opens up a lot of possibilities for using the toy and makes it incredibly easy to switch positions without having to readjust.

Best positions - solo and with a partner

Every toy has its perfect positions. The way you need to move your body so the vibration hits just the right spot, the position you have to be in to ensure the dildo is in a perfect spot, how you need to use the toy in order to feel the most pleasure. For Tracy’s Dog, I tried quite a few different positions both with a partner and solo - and I’ve come up with a few highlights.

SOLO - Missionary 
I found that the clitoral suction stayed in place best when I just laid back and let the toy do it’s thing - making the missionary position (on your back) is one of the best solo positions for this toy. It frees up your hands to explore your own body, which makes masturbation so much more fun. I’d go as far as to say this is every Lazy Girl’s dream and will make masturbation way less of a chore on those days when you really just want a great climax without any of the work. 

WITH A PARTNER - Oral Sex/Masturbation Combo 
One of the great things about this toy being so steady once it’s in the correct place is that it can free up your body to do other things (like give your partner effortless, incredible oral sex). 

My favorite partnered position with Tracy’s Dog has to be when I’m on my knees using the toy on myself while performing oral sex on my partner. Because the toy stays in place fairly well, I don’t have to worry about adjusting or holding it, I can focus entirely on my partner while I experience pleasure from the toy. 

SOLO - On Your Knees 
Another great solo position for Tracy’s Dog is on your knees. You can straddle a partner with the same effect, but I found that being able to grind and move my body with the vibrations of the toy really hit the sweet spot.

WITH A PARTNER - Double Penetration (toy and partner)
Double penetration (being penetrated both anally and vaginally) isn’t for everyone, but if it’s something you’re into, you will find it surprisingly easy with this toy because of how well it stays in place and how intense the g-spot vibrations can be on the highest setting. 

Enjoying anal sex with my partner (for me) has been most pleasurable when I’ve also got some other stimulation going on (either clitoral or g-spot action from a vibrator) - so combining all of that was amazing and I highly suggest you try it if you’re into this sort of thing. 

About the company

In preparation for this review, I looked at quite a few of the company’s other toys along with some of the reviews for those toys. I also scrolled around their website and visited their social media pages to get a feel for what the company was really like. 

What I noticed is that there were a few other Tracy’s Dog toys that had been equally well-reviewed in many places - one of which was the Dolphamine Clitoral Sucking Vibrator. The reviews on this thing are both hilarious and really great. 

During my quest, I realized some other interesting things about Tracy’s Dog.

Most of their toys are made from silicone, which is great. Silicone is body-safe and pretty easy to clean. Upon receiving this particular toy, I relished the fact that there was no pungent smell involved. As someone who orders a fair amount of toys, you may be surprised at how smelly some of the packages are - but what I’ve noticed is that silicone-made products very rarely have strong odors. 

Almost all of their vibrating toys have between 7-10 different modes or functions. And from what I’ve read, it’s not like it’s the same patterns and intensities all across the board with all the toys. While I’m sure there is some overlap, each toy seems to have a few features that make it stand out from the rest. 

They offer more than just pink or purple color choices. While this may be low down on someone’s list, I’m kind of peeved that most sex toys are sold in bright pink or purple colors. I love when a brand offers a toy in a cooler tone like light blue or something vibrant and different like yellow and it’s great when you get the option for an all-black toy - and Tracy’s Dog offers all of those options it seems. 

They promote themselves as a strictly female sex toy brand. 
This one I found particularly interesting. On their website, they note that they are “reinventing sex wellness for modern women.” Scrolling around, I found some other female-only references such as saying their goal was to “amplify the female orgasm.” 

While I personally have nothing against this, I did find it very interesting that Tracy’s Dog would kind of “pigeon hole” themselves into only female toys. I suppose it’s all marketing strategy - they want to appeal to the audience that will best fit their toys. They create stellar female sex toys - so that’s what they market for. 

There is a heavy focus on being “non-vulgar” and easy to use. 
Across their socials and their website, you may notice a trend: “our vibrators are sleek, modern and non-vulgar” or “great for someone who is new to the world of sex toys.” I personally think this is great. I can tell you from experience that searching online for sex toys can be intimidating  and shopping in-stores can be confusing, especially if it’s your first toy purchase. 

Promoting themselves as a company who puts comfort and ease before anything else is a good move on their part and I think it may be one of the reasons this toy (and others in their line) have really taken off. 

While sparkly butt-plugs (that have also been taking over the NSFW internet) and larger dildos have a time and place, there is something to be said about non-threatening visuals from a sex toy company - they know their key demographic is the modern woman who is maybe just coming into her sexual stride, so they target their look to that. 

Initial impressions of this toy vs long-term use

It’s easy to get swept away in the excitement of a new toy, trust me. When this thing arrived, I was thrilled. I couldn’t wait to test it out. I gave myself a few weeks to test this toy and within that time I’ve used it more times than I could count. I think I’ve got a pretty good handle on how the toy works, how much I like it, and how I could really incorporate it into my sex life.

The first time…
The first time I used this toy I was the opposite of speechless. I was frantically making notes on my phone that were along the lines of “oh my god that was incredible”, “who made this toy!?”, “deserves a spot on the bestseller list”, “what is life?” - you know, the normal things you think when you’ve had two great orgasms followed by a squirt that could rival a small tidal wave. 

The second time…
Naturally, that was a lot to live up to - so I was really curious how it’d feel the second time around. The second time I did have a bit of a harder time getting the toy into the right position on my clit but once I found it, I felt like it was a perfect fit. 

The second time, I played around with the settings a bit more and edged myself to orgasm a few times - so by the time I was really ready to climax, it felt like an amazing release. I made multiple notes on my phone the second time around about how well the vibrator stayed in place, noting how easy it was to change positions and move around with the toy still inside.

Time and time again…
Throughout my use of this toy, I’d say the highlights were how well it stays in place and that it’s relatively easy and hands-free. When it comes to clitoral stimulators, there is usually (at least for me) quite a lot of positioning involved, which can really distract from the experience you’re having either with a partner or on your own. That definitely wasn’t the case here and I could focus on other things like nipple stimulation or even scrolling to find the right porn while still using the toy. 

How often will I use this toy?
All the time. I can confidently say this is one of my “go-to” toys now, more often when I’m by myself, but it does have a time and place to use with a partner, too. I think if you’re looking for a toy that is easy and will get the job done with no fuss, this is the toy for you.

Conclusion: a toy that lives up to the hype

This is a toy that very much lives up to the hype surrounding it, which was quite shocking to me as there have been so many articles, reviews, and posts made about this toy, all of which said mostly positive things. At under $50, why wouldn’t you give this one a try? 

While Amazon isn’t exactly the go-to place for sex toys in my opinion (many people wanting to buy directly from the brand website), it’s a clear indication of the toy’s abilities that it’s on the Best Seller list, and I very much believe it deserves its place there. 

If you are looking for a new toy to add to your collection that doesn’t break the bank, this is it. The price point is amazing for what the toy is, the reputation of the toy really speaks for itself, and incorporating this into your sex or masturbation life is effortless. 
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