19 Hilarious Questions From Used Underwear Buyers

The buyers on Sofia Gray - for the most part - are completely pleasant individuals, trying to make an online purchase as quickly and efficiently as possible. However, as with any transaction you'd  like to know as much about the item as possible before purchasing, to ensure it will fill your specific needs. This is something that seller's welcome, as it usually creates a rapport and trust between both parties, which typically concludes with a sale for that seller.

While that process is the norm for most sales, there are a few buyers who are slightly more “inquisitive” than the rest.

We’ve put together some of the weirdest, wackiest and hilarious questions, requests and messages sellers have received from real life buyers. We've redacted the messages to preserve the users anonymity.

1. Why even bother visiting a used underwear site?

“Can you just send me a brand new unused pair of underwear

2. Cleanliness is close to godliness.

“Would you be able to send me a video of you cleaning your house in the panties

3. We can confirm that this buyer has no idea who the seller's mom is.

“Could you get your mom to wear them

4. Not sure if that would be a fair trade.

I saw your panties for sale and I have to have them but I don’t have any money right now, so I was hoping I could trade my underwear for yours

5. Hey buddy, this isn't eBay.

“I don’t want your panties, but in one of your pictures I saw really nice lamp in the background, what would you want for that

6. Cubs fans are hardcore.

“Are you a Cubs fan If you’re not, I don’t want them

7. And a diet coke?

Can I get a side of fries with those

8. That is just “peedantic”

This pair of panties says it has been peed on. How many times exactly I’m expecting a minimum of two

9. I don't know how many of our seller's are runescape players, but I can’t see many accepting.

I've been browsing the site now for a while and your pictures aroused me the most. Do you accept runescape coins

10. Fifteen cows or we walk.

“I will trade you ten of my finest cows for 5 pairs of your used panties

11. Jerry Springer: “You are… the owner of those panties”

“How do I know you've worn this underwearCan you send some sort of DNA confirmation in the package

12. This seems very impractical.

“I'm really into plus sized girls, but I feel like I have a connection with you. Can you wear panties twice as big as your normal size for me

13. It didn’t, but now it does.

“I'm 55 with a wife and children. Does that make you feel weird

14. It never hurts to ask.

“Is poop out of the question

15. How would that in any way affect the underwear?

“Where are your mother and father from

16. Somebody give this guy a hug.

“I’m new to this whole used panties thing and I’m really nervous, can we just take things slow I don’t want us to rush into anything and get my heartbroken.”

17. I guess it would depend on the size.

“If I send you my own underwear, could you wear that instead

18. What an amazing prank. Let’s hope he collects the mail.

“Could you deliver the underwear to my friend's address He has no idea they're coming”

19. That’ll make a for a fun family gathering conversation.

“Hey, this is Kevin your cousin. Didn't expect to see you on here. How’s the family


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